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A blind man reaches for what his eyes can't see
The deaf man feels for what his ears can't hear
The tall man reaches where the short man can't
and a living man spews a dead man's rant.
The man with no legs climbs up limb after limb
As the man with no arms runs after him
The man with no brain makes foolish remarks
Yet remains sympathetic for the man with no heart.
He feels no pain yet knows of no love
As pale as a ghost as his body lacks blood
Dieing for belonging, something with meaning
He knows something's missing, though he lacks feeling.
He wishs he were blind, short with no arms
No legs for him to use and his hearing all gone
Short with no brain, for all of those he'd be willing
To at least have a heart
So he could feel this terrible feeling.

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VIDEO: How to spot fake boobs

Hey fellas, every wonder "I wonder if her boobs are real or not?" Well this little video I found at Break.com gives you some helpful hints to what you should be looking for to help you figure out if her boobs are Real or Fake. Enjoy

my sickness

So the poem I made a few days ago about the flu I had I found out was just a battle of my War On Sickness. I went to the doctor and found out that I have bronchitis, which would explain my painful coughing for the past two days.
I was given some antibiotics to help me get rid of my bronchitis, and some "lean" for my cough. The cough syrup honestly taste great, but will put your ass to sleep in as soon as 30 minutes. Thanks to the syrup, I'm finally getting back some of the sleep I've lost. Tuesday - Friday I got a total of like 16 hours of sleep, whereas the average person would get about 22-24 hours in that span.
I just took some syrup so imma pass out soon. Word of advice to everyone: if you can go see a doctor, don't be stubborn like I was and try to beat it with over the counter drugs.

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"The Flu"

To the sickness I loathe, can't stand, and despise
That has kept me from sleeping, for three of these nights
That has made my muscles ache
Almost in tears
I haven't felt this sick from you
In so many years
I can't stop coughing, sneezing, or fussing
I just keep on taking pills, cough drops, and some cussing.
I feel like you're on your exit
But you don't wanna leave
So imma keep taking these meds
Until you get the hell away from me.
My nose won't stop running
As I continue to sneeze
Hoping that every blown nose
Is the last blow for what just won't leave...

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Sneak(er) Peak

Oowee look at what I stumbled upon. There are two players whose signature line of shoes get a lot of love and respect in Seattle, Ken Griffey Jr. & Gary Payton. Their shoes were not only stylish, great performance shoes, but were a representation of Seattle...at least to us.
Got these bad boys at Goodwill for $7!! They need a little work, not much but they're in okay shape. I plan on getting em right for Spring time. Yeeeeah!!

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Sneak(er) Peak

Today's kicks are some classic red Vans. You can't be from the Left Coast and not have owned a pair of these or Chuck T's. Gotta stay with the black sock, otherwise you'll look like Michael Jackson when you sit down.

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10 Jokes About Kanye's Pants

As most of you saw, last night Kanye came out during Rihanna's halftime performance of the NBA All-Star game to perform "All Of The Lights" off of his album "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy". Now the song is awesome, one of my favorites on the album...Kanye's pants on the other hand not so much.

10. My sister's prom dress was made of that same material


9. Kanye's pants double as aluminum foil, perfect to cover your Thanksgiving turkey while it's cooking in the oven.


8. I bet you the Crips gave Kanye a pass on this outfit. "Nah homie, you've beat yourself up enough with that outfit."


7. If you were to put Kanye's pants into the microwave it'd start a fire due to his pants sparking


6. I know when you pull jeans right out of the dryer the zipper is burning hot...are Kanye's ENTIRE pants burning hot when pulled out of the dryer?


5. The correct color of Kanye's pants is "Little Richard Red"


4. Amber Rose just lost more popularity points due to Kanye wearing those pants. "Damn girl you were f'ckin with HIM??"


3. "MJ gone/ our n*gga dead"...well you sure have kept his bed sheets alive by wearing them Kanye


2. Stevie Wonder said your pants were making his eyes hurt


1. As soon as Kanye jumped on stage, I felt the fillings in my teeth start to hurt like when you chew on aluminum foil.