Letter to Rashida Jones

Dear Rashida Jones,

Hello, my name is Joseph Jessie and I am a big fan of yours. I thought you were wonderful on The Office, and are very funny on Parks & Recreation. I think you're absolutely beautiful, and though you may not know it we have a lot in common.

1. We both love 2Pac. Though you knew him personally, I listen to his music frequently so I know that you as one of his dear friends probably listen to him too.
2. We are both bi-racial. You can understand the difficulties of what it was like growing up as a child of parents with different ethnicities.
3. We both of ties to my hometown of Seattle. I myself was born and raised here, whereas your father is born and raised here himself.
4. We are both very attractive and funny people, or so I have been told, you have proven that.

Now if that hasn't gotten your attention let me just tell you that if given the opportunity I would do things to you that would be illegal in the state of Utah...in a good way. If that hasn't scared you off, I'd like a chance to go on a date with you, to share some laughs, and hopefully some bodily fluids...sexually...or orally...but more sexually.

Sincerly,

Joseph Jessie

Creepy Cricket Guy or Assasin?

Now imagine if the man in the red shirt is actually a hired assasin who is sending a message to his soon to be victim that is watching his favorite sport: cricket. This video somehow just got funnier.

Sax Man Sergio Flores

What I appreciate the most about this video is that he keeps playing the same damn song where he goes. It's awesome! Sergio Flores is above the law lol

Should he have gotten the ticket?

I honestly feel that he has a case as long as the "escalade" got a ticket as well. It's hard to take him serious when he sounds so ignorant but nonetheless he does make a strong argument. I'd knock the ticket to $150 just for the time he took making this video and awesome visual layout.

Charlie Sheen MSNBC interview spoof (Mike Epps)

One word can describe this video: WINNING!!

Funniest office meltdown EVER

There's always that joke about white people and what'll happen when they get fired from their job, "Oh watch out, Dale is gonna come back tomorrow and shoot the whole office up" and every gets a good laugh while Dale loads up his guns for the morning.
Well rather than taking the time to let his anger fester and turn into something bigger, this man decided to just lose it on site. I have never seen such an office meltdown but I am SO HAPPY that it was captured on tape. Kudos to you sir for bypassing the 7 day notice and putting work at a standstill for about a day or so after destroying all that equipment. Peep the peaceful music, almost soothing while witnessing all the chaos isn't it?

Funny T-shirt

Was at work over at South Lake Union when I saw this shirt promoting the South Lake Union Train. No one thought of that before hand??

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