Hello, my name is Joseph Jessie and I am a big fan of yours. I thought you were wonderful on The Office, and are very funny on Parks & Recreation. I think you're absolutely beautiful, and though you may not know it we have a lot in common.
1. We both love 2Pac. Though you knew him personally, I listen to his music frequently so I know that you as one of his dear friends probably listen to him too.
2. We are both bi-racial. You can understand the difficulties of what it was like growing up as a child of parents with different ethnicities.
3. We both of ties to my hometown of Seattle. I myself was born and raised here, whereas your father is born and raised here himself.
4. We are both very attractive and funny people, or so I have been told, you have proven that.
Now if that hasn't gotten your attention let me just tell you that if given the opportunity I would do things to you that would be illegal in the state of Utah...in a good way. If that hasn't scared you off, I'd like a chance to go on a date with you, to share some laughs, and hopefully some bodily fluids...sexually...or orally...but more sexually.
Sincerly,
Joseph Jessie
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