Should he have gotten the ticket?

I honestly feel that he has a case as long as the "escalade" got a ticket as well. It's hard to take him serious when he sounds so ignorant but nonetheless he does make a strong argument. I'd knock the ticket to $150 just for the time he took making this video and awesome visual layout.

Then She Cheats

How could you sleep

Around with him

Anyone else

Not a mutual friend

Not really sad

More like I'm pissed

I was a room over, I could hear the shit

I feel a little dumb

This shit is unreal

The only words in my mind I'm thinking, "just kill"

The pain runs deep in my veins still, it gives chill

It's getting hard to swallow this one pill

Imagine how'd I feel?

Don't know if you can

You can't understand

What it was like for me

To hear you fuckin' another man

Honestly I'm handling this shit the best way that I can

But I'm starting to lose my mind

I don't know who I am

And every time I try

To look for me I find

A person who is hurting

A part of me has died

When I sit in silence it's broken when I start to cry

The only question I have for you is, "Why?"

2:45 AM

Am I there yet
Do I care yet
Am I scared yet
Do I appreciate your stares?
Check
Off of my list of nonsense
The only way I could possibly top this
Would be if I were to have some kinda force come and  stop this
Then I die and come back alive
Then describe how the afterlife is
So I guess I gotta try this
New approach to life where I do the least
In preparation for me to do the most
In the hopes the number of haters I have increase
A caged animal has been sleeping silently
Who wants the beast?
Mean streets burned up the insides of me
For years man I tried to be
A good person
Like the good side has been hiding the bad side of me
I try to see
The good in everything
And all that brings is assholes who really don't care to see
Nothing other than their own reality
This feels like a trial to me
And I'm representing myself in court
Trying to hold on to the good while I'm flying off course
I feel I don't really have a choice nor a voice
At least with the tone that I'm using
Looking at my life right now wondering what am I doing
Being too nice to the night
You know what screw it...

Charlie Sheen MSNBC interview spoof (Mike Epps)

One word can describe this video: WINNING!!

Pain vs Hangover

"To drink until the pain over/ but what's worse/ the pain or the hangover?" - Kanye West

Such a legitimate question that I don't think there's a clear answer to. I personally think the hangover would be the worse for a number of reasons.

1. You feel worse than originally did
2. You will only remember the moments that got you to this hangover as oppose to the fun parts during
3. You'll have trouble eating, all you'll want to do is sleep, and be left alone
4. Lastly the very thought of more of what's given you this hangover will make you sick.

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crumbled cookies

A blind man reaches for what his eyes can't see
The deaf man feels for what his ears can't hear
The tall man reaches where the short man can't
and a living man spews a dead man's rant.
The man with no legs climbs up limb after limb
As the man with no arms runs after him
The man with no brain makes foolish remarks
Yet remains sympathetic for the man with no heart.
He feels no pain yet knows of no love
As pale as a ghost as his body lacks blood
Dieing for belonging, something with meaning
He knows something's missing, though he lacks feeling.
He wishs he were blind, short with no arms
No legs for him to use and his hearing all gone
Short with no brain, for all of those he'd be willing
To at least have a heart
So he could feel this terrible feeling.

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VIDEO: How to spot fake boobs

Hey fellas, every wonder "I wonder if her boobs are real or not?" Well this little video I found at Break.com gives you some helpful hints to what you should be looking for to help you figure out if her boobs are Real or Fake. Enjoy